Abstract geometric composition illustrating retailers found a new excuse and called it shrink

November 2023 ยท Retail

Retailers Found a New Excuse and Called It Shrink

A word invented for inventory accounting is doing an enormous amount of narrative work this earnings season.

I stood in front of a locked plexiglass case in a drugstore on Burnside for six minutes on Saturday, waiting for someone with a key, so that I could buy a nine dollar stick of deodorant. Eventually I left without it.

That case is doing an enormous amount of work in American retail right now, and not the work you would assume.

Shrink is an accounting word. It measures the gap between the inventory your books claim you have and the inventory actually sitting on the shelf. It covers theft, certainly. It also covers damaged goods, vendor fraud, receiving errors, employees miscounting pallets, expired product nobody wrote off, and the ordinary entropy of moving a billion units through a supply chain.

This fall, on earnings call after earnings call, that entire basket has been narrated as one thing. Target closed nine stores in late September and named organized retail crime directly. The rest of the sector picked up the phrasing within weeks, and analysts stopped asking follow up questions.

Shrink has stopped being a line item and started being a story, and the story does something very convenient: it moves a margin problem out of the boardroom and onto the street.

I am not arguing that theft is imaginary. It is real, it is genuinely miserable for the people working those floors, and I know some of them. I am arguing that the number is a bucket, the bucket has always been messy, and sudden narrative precision around a famously imprecise metric should make you curious rather than convinced.

Here is the brand cost, which is my actual job. Every locked case is a message to your customer. It says we have priced the risk of you above the value of the sale. Shoppers do not read that as security theater aimed at somebody else. They read it as suspicion aimed at them, and then they go buy deodorant somewhere they are allowed to touch it.

What separates the retailers handling this well from the rest is not tougher policy. It is refusing to make the honest customer wear the consequence. Staff the floor. Move the high loss items behind the counter where a human hands them over in four seconds. Stop building a store that reads like a warning.

Every locked case is a message to your customer.

Language does this quietly. A word invented for a ledger gets borrowed for a press release, then repeated until it sounds like a diagnosis, and by spring nobody remembers it was ever just arithmetic.

I bought the deodorant near home, from an open shelf, along with an ice cream from Salt & Straw that I did not need and do not regret. Barnaby inspected both bags at the door with the seriousness of a customs officer, found no cheese in either, and went back to sleep on the radiator.