Abstract geometric composition illustrating blanding vs branding: why sameness isn't safety

July 2018 ยท Branding

Blanding vs Branding: Why Sameness Isn't Safety

Looking like everyone else isn't a risk-free position. It's invisible.

In the space of two months this spring I bought a suitcase, a razor subscription, a set of sheets, and a bottle of magnesium from four unrelated companies. The boxes arrived and I stacked them on the kitchen counter without meaning to make a point.

Muted terracotta. A friendly lowercase sans serif with the corners rounded off. One short sentence on the inside flap thanking me for being here.

Four companies. One brand.

The word going around for this is blanding, and it usually gets said with a laugh, as though it were a fashion problem. It is not a fashion problem. It is a strategy problem wearing good typography.

The logic behind it is not stupid, which is why it spreads. A geometric sans reads at thumbnail size. A restrained palette survives a design system and eleven junior designers. A founder who refuses to look like the category incumbent ends up looking exactly like everyone else who refused. And the whole thing tests beautifully, because nothing sanded smooth ever tests badly.

Sameness is not the low-risk position. It is the expensive one, because you end up paying for the customer's attention twice: once to earn the look, and again to be remembered as the one who earned it.

Three things go wrong. One, distinctiveness is a memory structure, not a taste preference. If your color, your shape, and your voice do not belong to you, the brain has nowhere to file the ad it just saw. Two, sameness quietly donates your marketing to your largest competitor, because a shopper who cannot tell you apart defaults to the name she has heard most. Three, blanding compounds. Every quarter you spend inside the safe palette is a quarter of equity you did not build, and the climb out gets steeper.

The counterexamples are not subtle, which is the tell. Oatly puts a wall of arguing copy on the side of a carton and dares you to read it standing at the fridge. Trader Joe's still hand-letters its signage in an era when nobody has to. Neither of those is beautiful in the way a brand deck means beautiful. Both are unmistakable at ten feet, which is the only distance that matters.

Every quarter you spend inside the safe palette is a quarter of equity you did not build, and the climb out gets steeper.

Twice a month I sing at a bar in Southeast Portland with a floor that grabs at your shoes and a host who calls everyone baby. I am not good. I have never been good. But nobody in that room has ever remembered the technically perfect guy who did Sinatra with his eyes closed. They remember the woman who took Total Eclipse of the Heart at full commitment and missed half of it. Your category is that room.